老东西

Meaning

Shut-ins exist in both ancient and modern times, but the style of shutting-in differs. In ancient times, it was due to feudal etiquette not allowing going out. In modern times, it's because going out requires too much preparation. Not washing face, not washing hair, no makeup, not changing clothes, not leaving bed, WeChat steps under 100, surviving only on snacks, drama, delivery, and WiFi.